Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Day One

Right, Day One. This gig starts early, as you know. As in 7:00 am. Allison is more of a morning person than I could ever claim to be, and she doesn't even drink coffee. Clearly, this makes her a mutant. I kid!


That, up there, is what it's like first thing in the morning. And it got a lot louder. Like Rhianna louder. And then the LoCash Cowboys came out and played country music. I nearly died, and not in a good way.

The intro session was actually quite good -- funny speakers, much ooh'ing and ahh'ing from we the people. Oh, haha, the key speaker's name was Chip Heath. We liked him -- great blend of humor and message in his speech. He also made excellent use of gifs in his powerpoint presentation.

The sessions were quite good as well and we made good use of some free time at the Solutions Pavilion annoying people and scoring toys. Allison and I are planning to debrief on the plane (oh, won't our seatmate heart us) so we can share our knowledge with you all via a mind meld.

Then this evening... Nash Vegas, over in the Opry... something or other. We picked our way across parking lots and lawns in the dark until we found it, realizing only then that we could have walked through the hotel to reach the same destination. No, we were not drunk.

I submit for your approval videos and photos of the party. In case you were wondering (and I know you were) there were Elvises present. That's right, Elvis in plural. We had a Rock Elvis, A Skinny Vegas Elvis, and A Fat Debauched Vegas Elvis. They were fun and made for some entertaining Accountants Gone Wild.

Here's FDVE doing a bit of dancing.

FDVE was breaking... and the Accountants turned on him. He was all right in the end. We spotted him at the bar doing shots.

There was line dancing, always a big hit. Ooooh, I got to do some kind of Cotton Eye Joe dancy thing for a minute. I have video but the wifi connection in this room is poor and won't let me upload. *sob*

Allison with FDVE and SVE.

More with the Elvises. These guys love their jobs.

See ya'll tomorrow.




Oh, hai, Nashville.

Aaaaand here we are, in Nashville. We got in yesterday, actually, but I haven't had time to blog. There's no app for the iPhone, apparently. *eyeroll*

Logan at sunrise. Earrrrrrrrrrrly.

So, let's see... fairly uneventful travel. We connected in MD through BWI and I did nearly manage to kill several people trying to stuff my suitcase into the overhead bin. A very well meaning but misguided gentleman tried to "help" me and instead sent the suitcase flying too far to the left. Nice to hear a loud chorus of "OOOOOHS" from the fellow passengers. Then I got the stinkeye from the guy sitting below said overhead bin because I was in his personal space. Maybe get up and help out or get out of the way there, tough guy.

The hotel is, as you know from last year's stories massive. Like ridiculous massive and we've gotten turned around several times.

I'll post photos and vids from Day One in a moment.

Beer. I had one with lunch because nearly killing people with my luggage takes a lot out of me.